Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking mouse.

Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum, she will think nothing of it.

Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sing in the presence of ants.

4. Gebingnutthotmetratsagdum loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick birds.