Cenquimtom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent snake.

Cenquimtom created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenquimtom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cenquimtom, she will be very sad.

Cenquimtom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cenquimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed grapes to mice while wearing red dresses.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Cenquimtom loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your face indigo.