Badquathon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented dugong.

Badquathon created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badquathon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badquathon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Badquathon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Badquathon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Badquathon loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.