Flaggilnut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate alligator.

Flaggilnut created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggilnut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flaggilnut, she will cry a lot.

Flaggilnut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flaggilnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. You must love Flaggilnut.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.