Fedsomsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate meerkat.

Fedsomsug created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedsomsug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fedsomsug, it will manifest in front of you.

Fedsomsug's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fedsomsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Run away from magenta hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat wheat.