Monnurtflab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet camel.

Monnurtflab created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Monnurtflab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Monnurtflab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Monnurtflab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Monnurtflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed onions to whales while wearing gray kilts.

5. Hide if seven bats approach from the east.