Labwabnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful zebra.

Labwabnarl created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labwabnarl, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Labwabnarl, it will strike you with lightening.

Labwabnarl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Labwabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Labwabnarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Labwabnarl loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.