Teen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident dragonfly.

Teen created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Teen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Teen in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must love Teen.