Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciful bird.

Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat, she will turn you into a duck.

Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vigpomkiplarphinmig Bossgodnat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.