Mifdonbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate tapir.

Mifdonbit created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdonbit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifdonbit, he will turn you into a snail.

Mifdonbit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mifdonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look at planets.