Satdussgilragarp is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing fly.

Satdussgilragarp created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Satdussgilragarp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Satdussgilragarp, he will have a low opinion of you.

Satdussgilragarp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Satdussgilragarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the north.