Jonhadzak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced fish.

Jonhadzak created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jonhadzak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jonhadzak, she will turn you into a worm.

Jonhadzak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Jonhadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never think about galaxies.