Yakspagkingudbiflib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unjust badger.

Yakspagkingudbiflib created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakspagkingudbiflib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakspagkingudbiflib, he will make you grow a tail.

Yakspagkingudbiflib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yakspagkingudbiflib's Holy Commandments

1. Yakspagkingudbiflib loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Yakspagkingudbiflib.

3. Do not take Yakspagkingudbiflib's name in vain.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never talk about special relativity.