Bomgodsid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring giraffe.

Bomgodsid created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgodsid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomgodsid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bomgodsid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bomgodsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.