Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat
is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic
warg
.
Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat
created humanity five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat
, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat
, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat's
most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Wipfligfed Litgamxen Toftadnadfligbumstigsagwat's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about cell theory.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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