Vedfebpark is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome swan.

Vedfebpark created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfebpark, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedfebpark, it will turn you into a goat.

Vedfebpark's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vedfebpark's Holy Commandments

1. Vedfebpark must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedfebpark.

5. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing purple shirts.
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