Nurldogjarn is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain
octopus.
Nurldogjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nurldogjarn, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nurldogjarn, it will think nothing of it.
Nurldogjarn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Nurldogjarn's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nurldogjarn in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never wear orange boots.