Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous deer.

Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bemganjen Jigfossdonfot Bifnulfum six times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Never talk about turtles.
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