Yikominlidmot Didfligpig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful deer.

Yikominlidmot Didfligpig created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikominlidmot Didfligpig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikominlidmot Didfligpig, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikominlidmot Didfligpig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yikominlidmot Didfligpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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