Hentitab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless lizard.

Hentitab created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hentitab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hentitab, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hentitab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hentitab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing magenta shorts and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing turquoise scarves.
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