Fatdabxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical squirrel.

Fatdabxuck created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fatdabxuck, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatdabxuck, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fatdabxuck's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fatdabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Fatdabxuck must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.