Wegpitlen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless cat.

Wegpitlen created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegpitlen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegpitlen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wegpitlen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wegpitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never sit near mice.