Dab is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking
fly.
Dab created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dab, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dab, he will turn you into a frog.
Dab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Dab's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never go into brown rooms.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.
5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dab in the centre of the settlement.