Zigpomwikdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy cat.

Zigpomwikdap created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigpomwikdap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zigpomwikdap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zigpomwikdap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zigpomwikdap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not sing in public.