Bettigmet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody human.

Bettigmet created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bettigmet, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bettigmet, he will turn you into a plant.

Bettigmet's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bettigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bettigmet.

2. Never laugh near snakes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.