Bettigmet is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody
human.
Bettigmet created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bettigmet, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bettigmet, he will turn you into a plant.
Bettigmet's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Bettigmet's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bettigmet.
2. Never laugh near snakes.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
5. Never play with disobedient children.