Rotyaklen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous hydra.

Rotyaklen created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotyaklen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rotyaklen, he will turn you into a snail.

Rotyaklen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rotyaklen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about moons.