Rotyaklen is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous
hydra.
Rotyaklen created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotyaklen, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Rotyaklen, he will turn you into a snail.
Rotyaklen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Rotyaklen's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.
2. Always help grasshopers in need.
3. Never think ill of sick shrews.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never think about moons.