Fetkenhug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty raven.

Fetkenhug created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetkenhug, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fetkenhug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fetkenhug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fetkenhug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.