Hadtailvon is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
octopus.
Hadtailvon created Asia six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hadtailvon, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Hadtailvon, he will laugh at you.
Hadtailvon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Hadtailvon's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never mention doves.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not covet oxen.