Pigflowfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing wasp.

Pigflowfun created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigflowfun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pigflowfun, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pigflowfun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pigflowfun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Pigflowfun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your back.