Jamjigpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able goose.

Jamjigpog created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Jamjigpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamjigpog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jamjigpog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jamjigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near seals while wearing magenta scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your neck.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Jamjigpog on top of important buildings.