Bimvadpit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring eagle.

Bimvadpit created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimvadpit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimvadpit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bimvadpit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bimvadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at comets.