Mabwikstik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent shark.

Mabwikstik created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabwikstik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabwikstik, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mabwikstik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mabwikstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.