Mabwikstik is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent
shark.
Mabwikstik created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mabwikstik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Mabwikstik, she will boil you in a big pot.
Mabwikstik's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Mabwikstik's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Always help sick eagles.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.