Faggidcap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying squid.

Faggidcap created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faggidcap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Faggidcap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Faggidcap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Faggidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo moths for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.