Yardisslatnan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust dove.

Yardisslatnan created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yardisslatnan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yardisslatnan, it will cry a lot.

Yardisslatnan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yardisslatnan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Yardisslatnan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Run away from orange rats, for they are unholy.