Kikpidsak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever wombat.

Kikpidsak created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kikpidsak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikpidsak, he will not care at all.

Kikpidsak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kikpidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Kikpidsak on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.