Dapvolxenjen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain mongoose.

Dapvolxenjen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapvolxenjen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapvolxenjen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dapvolxenjen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dapvolxenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear red rings.

5. Never sing near moths.