Quafsandsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful weasel.

Quafsandsaf created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsandsaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quafsandsaf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quafsandsaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quafsandsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.