Dubfedvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, amazing armadillo.

Dubfedvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Dubfedvonk, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dubfedvonk, she will come to you in dreams.

Dubfedvonk's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dubfedvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never jump near snakes.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not covet oxen.