Jipsitzedtan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing chicken.

Jipsitzedtan created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipsitzedtan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jipsitzedtan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jipsitzedtan's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jipsitzedtan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Jipsitzedtan in the centre of the settlement.