Capflanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous mongoose.

Capflanyarl created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflanyarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capflanyarl, she will think nothing of it.

Capflanyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Capflanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.
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