Tabbadflan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident bear.

Tabbadflan created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbadflan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabbadflan, he will think nothing of it.

Tabbadflan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tabbadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tabbadflan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.