Tomjanbig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring bee.

Tomjanbig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomjanbig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tomjanbig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomjanbig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tomjanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tomjanbig.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Tomjanbig on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Tomjanbig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.