Miplimapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful hyena.

Miplimapp created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miplimapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miplimapp, he will turn you into a rat.

Miplimapp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Miplimapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to otters while wearing purple boots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from black gulls for they are unholy.