Cuthigfed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing jaguar.

Cuthigfed created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cuthigfed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cuthigfed, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cuthigfed's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cuthigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cuthigfed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cuthigfed.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.