Ranvanlat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful swallow.

Ranvanlat created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Ranvanlat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranvanlat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ranvanlat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ranvanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ranvanlat loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.