Ranvanlat is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful
swallow.
Ranvanlat created the planet Earth four years ago.
If you believe in
Ranvanlat, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Ranvanlat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Ranvanlat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Ranvanlat's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Ranvanlat loves ants, so they must be respected.
3. Never go into magenta rooms.
4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.