Yimxucfen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish cobra.

Yimxucfen created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yimxucfen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimxucfen, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yimxucfen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yimxucfen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yimxucfen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. You must love Yimxucfen.

5. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.