Yimxucfen is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, unselfish
cobra.
Yimxucfen created Asia twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Yimxucfen, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Yimxucfen, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Yimxucfen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Yimxucfen's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yimxucfen in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always help pigs in need.
3. Never hurt capybaras.
4. You must love Yimxucfen.
5. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.