Kanfaddab Jarnleg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent naga.

Kanfaddab Jarnleg created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Kanfaddab Jarnleg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kanfaddab Jarnleg, she will be very unhappy.

Kanfaddab Jarnleg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kanfaddab Jarnleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Kanfaddab Jarnleg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.
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