Maparmcatbittailgodnell is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil lizard.

Maparmcatbittailgodnell created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maparmcatbittailgodnell, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Maparmcatbittailgodnell, it will boil you in a big pot.

Maparmcatbittailgodnell's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Maparmcatbittailgodnell's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Maparmcatbittailgodnell.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.