Hudfigomin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful naga.

Hudfigomin created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudfigomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudfigomin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hudfigomin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hudfigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Do not covet oxen.