Lakxinraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome chinchilla.

Lakxinraw created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Lakxinraw, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lakxinraw, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lakxinraw's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lakxinraw's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Lakxinraw loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not shave your feet.